While I recognize that the reason most people sign up on an adult dating website is to meet people for "no-strings" casual sex, sooner or later you’ll probably get hungry and you and your partner will want something to eat. Of course, you can just go out and grab something or order food delivered, but if you want to impress a date without a whole lot of effort and without spending near as much money as going out or getting delivery, it’s good to have some basic cooking skills.

Don’t worry, there’s some really easy things you can cook that will really impress the women you date. For example, one of the things I cook that never fails to get great reviews is my quesadillas (which as near as I can tell is Spanish for "grilled cheese sandwich"). All you do is take a pre-made burrito-sized tortilla, cover half of it with shredded cheese (cheddar, colby, monterrey jack, or whatever you like), then put a layer of canned chicken or imitation crab meat on top of the cheese, add a little salsa on top of that for spice, and then finish with another layer of cheese. Fold the other half of the tortilla over the top and carefully pick it up and place it in a 10 inch or larger frying pan with a thin layer of cooking oil in the bottom of it on medium heat. When the bottom side is browned, use two spatulas to flip it over and brown the other side. When brown on both sides, put it on a plate to cool for a couple of minutes then cut it into three triangular pieces and serve. These go great with a cold beer or soda.

Another easy thing to make is homemade pizza. Just get a pre-made crust like Boboli, cover it with a layer of your favorite spaghetti sauce, a layer of shredded cheese, and either sliced veggies (tomato, onion, mushrooms, peppers, etc.) and/or meats (pepperoni, sausage, ham, etc.) put in an oven on a baking sheet or a piece of foil at about 350 degrees and check it periodically until the cheese is melted and slightly browned. You’re now a pizza chef!

If things have run into the morning hours and you’re looking for a breakfast idea, I suggest the Tex-Mex classic, migas. Migas are basically scrambled eggs with pieces of tortilla or tortilla chips mixed in with them, usually also with salsa and cheese. If you can make scrambled eggs, you can make migas. Put some butter or oil in a frying pan and put in as much or as little cut-up tortilla or broken tortilla chips as you like and toast them lightly over medium heat. When lightly toasted, add your scrambled eggs, and cook as you usually would. As the eggs get close to fully cooked, add some salsa (a little or a lot, depending on how spicy you want it), and a handful or so of shredded cheese. Mix everything in and when the eggs are done and the cheese is melted, it’s ready to eat. You can serve migas with toast, bacon, sausage, or any other breakfast side dish.

Enjoy the food and enjoy how impressed your date is that you can cook! You’ll definitely be a stand-out among the men she dates. She’ll be back to see you even if you were lame in bed!