Live Your Hottest Marital Sex Fantasies With A Perfect Pickup Line
- Author Salvador Paez
- Published September 6, 2008
- Word count 361
Most women have an aversion to pickup lines. Because come on, let's admit it, unless the the one who delivers it is an absolute stud, is the kingpin of self-confidence or is smoother than silk, chances are they're just going to look like juveniles trying to impress a grown woman. Effective? Hardly. Downright lame? Definitely.
But should this be the end of the immortal pickup line? Definitely not! Although a lot of women would view men who use pickup lines as introductions as absolute losers who sorely need a social life, there are other uses for the much maligned verse. Apart from giving hours of endless laughter, pickup lines actually a very effective way for some people to rekindle flagging relationships. And thank heavens I was a beneficiary of such a rekindling!
Me and my wife have been married for 7 years. The first few years were absolute bliss and I was sure that nothing could go wrong. But I noticed that after about 4 years of marriage we were growing apart. The sex came less and less, and the laughter found itself to be much more rare. I was busy as a lawyer working on my new cases. Her practice as a dentist was taking its toll as well. There were times when we wouldn't see each other for days. It was a nightmare.
But a miracle happened in the sixth year of our marriage. We had just had a raging argument because I accidentally told her she was fat (which she wasn't) and were sitting on the couch, not speaking. Swallowing my pride and attempting to apologize I turned to her but I didn't know what to say. She was looking at me very awkwardly, expecting another war. But all I could say with a smile was: "I'm a lawyer, justice is blind... and so is love!"
She looked at me flabbergasted and just stared for about 2 minutes in awkward silence. And then she started laughing hysterically and looked into my eyes, saying: "I'm a dentist, and I haven't seen a smile as perfect as yours". A few minutes later, we were on the floor, having hot sex like we were 21.
Pickup lines can save your relationship. It saved mine! If you want more pickup line ideas to totally amuse your partner, visit: http://crunkish.com/2008/07/15/people/.
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