What's the difference between man and woman when they're moving out after breaking up?

Man:

1. He's very generous after breaking up: "you can order everything that you want".

2. He's going climbing the mountains with his friends in the weekend.

3. He's going to a hardware store to buy the biggest box for depositing.

4. He throws out the entire "Playboy" collection into the box.

5. He puts all his clothes into a garbage bag.

6. He gives to his friend to carry in one hand the weight lifting and in the other hand the DVD player.

7. He's driving to his new place to live.

8. He stops to the nearest store to buy beer.

9. He starts the DVD player feeling like home, indeed.

Woman:

1. She writes down an inventory list to make easier the division of all stuff.

2. She's arguing.

3. She makes another inventory list.

4. She's looking for banana boxes at any store or market.

5. She's asking to her father to rent a car to carry her stuff.

6. She needs 2 weeks to get around and pack all that.

7.She puts as many things as she can into the boxes.

8. She's asking for all men support at any party she goes.

9. She regrets breaking up.

10. She makes it up with him.

11. Because of a romantic state of heart she's unpacking everything.

12. She wakes up in the next morning very nervous.

13.She regrets the reconciliation.

14. She puts all stuff back into those boxes.

15. She's not ready when help arrives.

16. She's suffering s breakdown.

17. She's accepting moral support from her parents.

18. Her best friends help her to pack everything.

19. She is upset because the boxes are too full and too heavy.

20. She's letting the others to help her.

21. She's crying sitting in her room.

22. When she can't stop crying, she's calling her parents.

23. She puts some make up on.

24. She's taking a cab to her new apartment.

25. She opens the door and she finds everything just odious.

26. She's going out with different persons.

27. She's convinced that everything is bad for her.

28. She throws her new boyfriend out of the apartment and gives a call to her ex...