Wow! Electronic cigarettes are for me!

I bought a new car today. I pictured myself walking into a dealership, plunking my money down and driving off in the car of my dreams. That's sort of how it works but not quite. I ended up waiting around for hours while we played Musical Paperwork. You know that game? It's the one where you go over numbers, your salesperson runs back and forth, you wait, you go over numbers again, your salesperson runs back and forth, you wait some more, you go over numbers again, you wait....and wait....and wait.

Being the smoker that I am, I was getting a little anxious and itching for a cigarette. No problem. I reached into my pocket and pulled out my electronic cigarette and sat there, relaxed and happy as a clam while I puffed away. I felt really bad for the salesmen I saw outside. It was raining. These poor guys were outside shivering and trying to keep dry while they smoked their cigarettes. Before I got my electronic cigarettes. I would have been out there right beside them! Instead, I was sitting back in pure comfort. I was warm and dry and I was "smoking".

I did get some odd looks from some people. I think they were rather confused. They could clearly see I was "smoking" but they couldn't smell anything. They looked quite concerned. It was almost like they knew they were supposed to be mad but they weren't sure what to be mad about. I found it quite amusing.

Electronic cigarettes have changed my life! The freedom is unbelievable. I can "smoke" anywhere again. I can hardly believe how something so small and simple has had such a huge impact on my life. I haven't had a real cigarette for months. Electronic cigarettes aren't supposed to be used as a smoking cessation product but it has sure turned out that way for me. I don't see why I would ever smoke a real cigarette again when electronic cigarettes are so satisfying and so convenient and so safe! There's no cigarette butt to dispose of. There are no ashes. I don't need to carry a lighter. In fact, it's really weird to take a few puffs and put my cigarette back in my pocket. I just take it out and puff whenever I want. It's always ready. There's no secondhand smoke. Heck - there's no firsthand smoke! You know that saying, "Where there's smoke, there's fire" - well, there isn't any smoke and there's no chance of fire. And I'm saving money!

I don't want to sound like a commercial but I'm just so excited about these electronic cigarettes, I want to shout it to the world.

If you're a smoker, do yourself a favor and consider trying electronic cigarettes. I hope they improve your life as much as they have improved mine.