That whole first paragraph was complete b**s**. Where did you get your info? Weed is the bud (flower) of the female cannabis plant and it can be either sativa or indica. The term hemp is typically referring to a male plant

There is no way to tell how long it takes to get rid of marijuana naturally. I have seen daily users of very good marijuana get clean in 2 weeks and have seen the same type of user take longer than 30 days. It all depends on your metabolism, weight, body fat, and exercise. I am a heavy user that smokes the best stuff around or some regular stuff, I am not picky but I smoke all day every day. It takes me 2 to 2-1/2 weeks to get clean naturally. I now weigh about 155 and have very little if not any fat on me at all. I very good muscle tone because of my job that is very physically demanding. I have a high metabolism also. I don't exercise because of my job. I don't need to lol. Anyways, I have used everything there is to try and get clean and have learned nothing works except exercise, sweating, and eating right. You can trick the system by getting synthetic pee. It is about $50 at a head shop and the best that never fails even at labs is Dr. Greens Agent X. Just make sure it is the right temp 96-98 and dump it in the cup and you are good to go. If someone watches you the only other method to fool the system is some stuff that is $60 but is 3 pills and is supposedly a system cleaner but you can pee in the cup after smoking that day and it will be undetected. You can also get this usually at any head shop and I wish I can remember what it is called. Follow the instructions to the T or it will not work. You wont fail but it will come back diluted and depending on your work place might consider that a fail or just have you retake it. I hope this helps.

I took one hit on October 7, then on October 27 I had a drug test I was wondering if I will pass my drug test.

i last smoked on 22th Aug 2015...am a slender 16 year old student. i have a drug test 2 weeks from now...can i test positive??

This is my 2nd drug test for marijuna,,first was .49,, then 3 weeks latter it's .14,,, how much longer do you think it will take for it to be gone from my hair folicle test,,,haven't smoked in 115 days!!! Was a heavy daily user ,,, any suggestions. Need to pass test for job...?

I'm 19, female, 111 pounds, 5'4 and I smoke 2 blunts a day(shared with my boyfriend) and I've smoked every day for 15 months. I have a 17% body fat percentage and a medium muscle build (4 pack abbs) I've been spending 30-40 minutes a day on the treadmill and I only drink water and I eat very healthy. If anyone is similar to my sircumstances, please tell me how long thc was positive in your system. And to anyone else who smokes and trying to pass, I highly recommend drinking half your body weight in oz of water every day. It will boost your metabolism guaranteed. I've done it for three months(while smoking) and lost 10 pounds of fat. Also I hit the treadmill after eating, it speeds up the digestion process and allows your body to process the fats easier. Lastly( no sugar, no fast food, no white bread, no ice cream, no dairy) these foods are the fattiest and will store thc. By not consuming fat, you're lowering the amount of thc that gets stored. One last thing. Everyone who us exercising in hopes of sweating out the toxins must shower to wash off the sweat or else you risk the chance of your body reabsorbing thc. Take a hot steamy shower, sweat as much as you can, but remember Half your body weight in oz of water every single day. No cheating. I'm 110lbs so I need 55oz but I easily drink 5 16oz bottles every day especially after a workout. Drink one glass before every meal to help you get started.

I'm about to smoke regs and I can get that out in 1 day because I'm skinny my p.o and tracker slippin ☝️😉

Im 14 and i smoked it on the 26 of july it is now the 5 of augest im am very active i have a very healty diet and sweat alot will it be gone out of my system

Ok...im on drug court and havent smoked any weed since may 10th. They tested me on june 4th when i got out of jail and it came up negative...then two days later i tested positive for thc. I smoked everyday allday for years. I then got two more positive results and they sent it to the lab n found out it wasnt new usage. Then on july 2nd it came up negative and then on the 7th of july i tested positive again....i havent smoked anything. I did lose like 50 pounds and i have liver issues. Is it possible they got a false negative again and its still in my system? Im freaking out because i dont wanna get sanctioned back to jail cuz my body is taking too long to clean my system out. Ive read it can stay in system for a long time but my PO aint buyin it this time for some reason. Im 5'5 and 170 lbs. Im having him send this test back to the lab again too cuz this is bs. Plus i also heard ibprofen can cause false positives for thc and i get bad migraines n have chronic pain n take it daily cuz i cant take tylenol cuz of my liver issues. Please any advice that can reassure me id appreciate

The only way to have a 100% drug free test. Is to use someone piss who don't do drugs. Put it n a rinsed out latex balloon. Wear it like a tampon or under ur balls for at least 45 min. Before ur test. Use a pin to open. Hid the pin on ur. clothing . Works everytime. Goodluck and enjoy ur smoke. If it wasn't for weed I wouldhave lost my mind years ago.

I smoked and pop one molly on jun 22,23, 2013 and i smoked agin july 26,2013 i did mt test on january 2,2014 it was a hair test im a lil worry i have not go a call from the job ? any help plzzzz

I smoked well hit like three to four hits on Saturday nite n have a drug test today Friday will i pass or fell only help thanks

In reading these posts I see a lot of two things. People who don't know Jack about marijuana and some straight up liars who also probably have never smoked and think its cool to post on a forum like this because otherwise they are "squares" in life. Here's the nitty gritty truth of the matter. I have smoked since pubescence and heavily I am now 27. Like most smokers I started out with Reggie and progressed to kush or medical grade if you will.. Throughout my years of imbibing I have had to take many types of drug tests. I can tell you right now your passing depends on several factors because as we have developed ways to beat them they have developed ways of catching us. First we will do natural time cleanse. This depends on how much you intake daily and the potency of your bud. Reggie or seedy weed smokers, pretty much no matter how much you smoke you can be clean in two weeks Max depending on your fat percentage due to the low THC content in it. Kush smokers can be well over a month but with an around average fat percentage 6 weeks Max. Anyone who says they failed a test 4 months later is a liar it doesn't have that kind of half life. You either smoked or you are a huge fat cell who never sweats and drinks coke instead of water all day even then highly improbable.I smoke about three grams of kush a day everyday and have done so for years now so unless you are snoop dog or Tommy chong then you can use my math and feel comfortable. Just for facts I'm 6' 180. You can naturally move these numbers down a few days by increasing hydration activity and sweat since the only way to get rid of the stored thc is to metabolize it... Now onto the tricky bits.. you have several forms of testing and within those several stages. It all depends on who is testing you and how much they are willing to spend to bust you. Government agencies like Parole and Probation are famously underfunded which is why even though now they send it off instead of the easily beatable instant cup they still pay for the cheapest urinalysis at the lab. a lot of boneheads think that if you beat one lab treat you can beat them all. WRONG! If its a job and they spend the money no masking agent in the world will work. The top urinalysis leaves nothing to chance the gravity density and entire molecular makeup of your specimen is mapped out. That being said unless you are going to work for a big or international. Company the likelihood of you getting this test is low. You can get info from the testing lab which one you are submitting for by calling easy as that. Hair tests can be beat by using a cleanser to strip your follicles, be prepared tonurture your hair back as thus does damage it though. Buccal swabs only detect use within the last two days Max and are used mainly to prove DUI on scene. If you are determined to dilute then be aware that any diuretic will work just as well as OTC "solutions" and in fact better. I passed a weekly piss test for six months straight never stopping smoking on a big can of Tex sun 100% Ruby red grapefruit juice a few hours before. pissing twice on the way there. Like I said this isn't guaranteed to work anymore as nothing is. The best thing you can do Is educate yourself on your particular situation and apply the right method. Sometimes there isn't one though, I lost a $50 an hour job due to a failed screen just recently so my advice to you is weigh your options and your money sometimes quitting is the only way as much as I hate this hell I'm living in without my Mary Jane....

You will be tested if you go to the ER.

I have been smoking Hash (joints = usually mixed with TOBACCO)a joint a day for a coupla month. now I have a urine test in 3 weeks. I quit and been drinking lots of water, coffee and juices. my body is athletic and weighs 145lb. my pee is not longer yellow. it a little yellow. Will the THC still be detected?

If your in a room with people smoking but you don't have any can it still come up in a urine test I'm getting tested for work and need to know its really important

I'm going on the 70 day mark and am still testing positive. Smoked 1/8-1/4 everyday for 5 years and BHO and the finest bubble. I am 6ft and 240lbs. Can't wait to be clean. Its time to grow up and getting clean ain't easy. Best of luck to everyone getting sober. Can't wait for the clarity. YOLO so don't waste it being stoned.

My boss states he knows someone in our company is dealing and smoking cannabis and is making us do a random drug test tomorrow. i am a fulltime smoker about a gram a day sometimes more how can i get around the test and how many different ways can they test u

Hello, I smoked 2 days ago (used to smoke everyday) and i am 19 years old weighting at 110 pounds and is 5'6". I have a urostomy bag and was wondering how long would you think it would stay in my urine.

I quit smoking 70 days prior to my first drug test and tested positive for thc .... I was shocked because i though it would last 30 days .. I was wrong

I smoke alot then I quit smoking for about three and a half weeks I took a text and was clean then in the past month I smoked three or four times in the past month only two of those times was in the past week how long till I'm clean its really important...

I passed my first drug test afte just two week of not smoking - using azos. I had another drug test 3 weeks later - still not smoking - and failed. How is this possible?

I smoked everyday at least a blunt for 3 months. I stopped Oct. 14th. I weigh 200lbs and 5'7. I have to see my P.O. Nov. 13th. Will i be clean? I been drinking a lot more water.

I worked with urinalysis for over 20 years and given much feedback re: the owner's samples after the fact. To start with you can drink all of the water you like, or juice, and it will not affect the reading. THC is processed through the liver not the kidneys.

I smoked about 40-50 hits of weed a month ago, I'm 14 as well. Is it still in there? I'm quite active and 120 lbs if that matters...

I had 2 puffs of pot from a coke can at a party saturday night around 6m i have to get a drug test done on wednesday night at 6pm i have never smoked pot in my life i was half drunk and a guy offered me some and i accepted the stuff was greenish colour and in a small bag will i pass the urine test

I smoked pot on Sept. 10 and have to take a drug test on Sept. 28. The last time i smoked was on Sept. 5. I usually smoke 2-3 a week, but i haven't smoke until Sept. 10 My doctor already gave me a warning so can anyone help me to figure out if it will still be in my system on the 28th?

first off ur all a bunch of idiots for smokin buds so close to ur dam piss tests, but ill help yas out. First off go to ur local vitamin store and pick up a vitamin called niacin. Take two of them in the morning when u wake up with three glasses of water or cranberry juice then throw on a crap ton of clothes and go jogging or something. This will help u sweat out the toxins (thc) when u get done doing that drink three more glasses of water or cranberry juice. Then at noon time take two more niacin then go back out for another jog or something and keep drinking a lot of water or cranberry juice. Then before u go to bed at night take two more niacin and drink five glasses of water or cranberry juice. I did this and ive smoked pot for five years everyday religously and i passed my piss test in a week. Oh and this also works for fat people too its definately a sure fire way to pass so try it.

instead of doing that why can't you guys avoid taking such kind of things. That will be good for you.

Hey all, I smoked 2 one hits 4 days ago of some decent, then 2 more one hits of reg 2 days ago. I havent smoked in like 6 months before that. If I get tested in 7days, will I be okay? I am 22, male, 165, crazy metabolism. Can anyone help out? Thanks

HELP.... I haven't smoked in 4 years. This past weekend my husband and I thought It would be fun to do so we called my neice and browwed a bowl and smoked 3 bowls well somebody hates me cuz now its tues and I have to pee by tomorrow what do u guy think Ive drank 1 gal of ice tea this morning what else should I do??????

Drink palo azul its sold at mexican stores like the jalisco meat market thats whats works its like ninety nine cents. boil it with a gallon of water and add sum honey and drink it a couple hours before and you good!

dont panic people. Smoke up to 2 days before your test and still pee clean!!! GUARENTEED just visit ultimatedetox.co.uk

I used to be a heavy smoker. Meaning all day everyday. I quit on Sept 21. Its now Dec 6th. 76 days to be exact. I am still testing poistive. Something tells me I will go past the 90 day mark. Grrr. I have a job waiting for me as soon as I test clean. Just a little FYI. I won't try remedies because this is my career job and I don't have the balls to do so.

hey I have a drug test on the 4th and it is the 2nd at 8:48 pm my drug test is for felony drug offenders probation...i am about to smoke I have this cleaner called STAT Royal Flush, my fiance mom gave me from the local head shop...will it work? It says 24to 48 hours toxin free, well I'll be about 36 hours of cleanliness...we will find out...probation is a bitch especially for pot heads like myself. any comments halla back

oh yea and if you cant stand vinegar chug some pickel juice, dont taste too bad

im clean right now, im about to go smoke a blunt of fire ass krippi, then take a test right afterwards, get real people.. ive smoked 20$ a gram type of weed all day long every day for 5 years.. the truth is get off your asses and go sweat some of those rolls off and you'll be clean in 3 days.. you want your piss to be as yellow as mountain dew and stink to high hell.. that means your burning off the thc, drink alotta water and your good, you gotta get piss tested then dont smoke, if you never smoke and just did it once, and by some odd chance the stars have aligned and you gotta test tommorrow, then shut the fuk up and whipp your little pecker out cause your gonna piss clean..

i passed a drug test is 5 days and i smoke all day err day

smoked one hit of hash recently was wondering how long this would stay in system. problem one is i have kidney diesese and 270 pounds . cant seam 2 find correct answer . does somebody know. not constant user recreational once in gr8 moon

just so everyone knows i think marijuana is a great thing when allowed. i for one am not..... but i used to be a daily user and heavy at that. i joined the armed forces about three years ago and haven't done it since. a few of the things i have done in the past is to first of all cut it out as soon as possible, work out, drink lots of cranberry juice, but only the 100% kind not that cocktail crap.the vinegar thing works but it tastes like crap, so my suggestion is to mix it with honey. another thing is to stay out of the sauna, contrary to popular beleif all it does is make you lose fluids which in return actually concentrates the stuff.

hi im nay nay i was concerned last week cause i had to take a pee test for weed and I PASSED.....thanks for your positive info!!!!!!!!drink alot of water and cranberry juice and piss alot so it clears out your system excercise alot and try not to eat a few hours b4 your pee test .....!!!!!!

Hey...please if anyone can help answer this... I smoked weed last week (maybe had 2 hits at the most)... now I find out I have a oral drug test coming up second week of july...Will I be okay or do I need to buy sometime type of product??? I body type is normal I guess...I work out 1hr 5 days week. Please if anyone can help!!!!! If you do feel I should use some type of product...if you had one in mind???

hi i smoked weed three weeks ago and i had a piss test to do last week mon and im still waitin on my results i drank alot of water 4liters in one night before my test and 1 liter of cranberry juice will i fail ?or will i be ok ?....i only took a few pulls off it

I have a drug test on Saturday, three days from today for life insurance. I smoked pot three times, three different days exsactly 18 days ago. I been drinking water and wiegh 115 pounds. Will I pass or should I use somone elses piss?

i smoke like 3weeks ago. then i ate a weed brownie on tuesday march 3... will it show up on a drug test?

If you are trying to pass a DOT drug test they have come out with new regs. now every test no matter what has to be tested for Dilution, adulteration etc. and if found so it is considered refusial to test

Suzanne, please go away, so many people smoke pot and the fact that its legal in some countries makes your argument null + void about weed being some drug that people take because they are depressed. Weed is all around you but you just dont want to see, now stop wasting time telling people not to smoke and start thinking up ideas on how to get them to pass drug tests.

How dare you tell people to drink bleach!! If you don't want to pop positive for drugs don't do them!! You people have to have some form of social outlet other than doing drugs. Drugs are not a method of making things better, they are a way of masking what you are afraid to deal with. Face your problems and you will be much better off.

ok 4 yall people wanting 2 pass urine test this is what you need to do.. ok you can either drink acup of vinegar 4 about 1 week or drink bleach..jusst the cap..not recomended unless u have about a day till your test..and lastly juss dnt smoke wen you know your gonna get drug tested

hi i am 14 yrs old my friends had made me smoke about 50 days ago and a day later i took 50 cents worth of weed and placed it in my tea i did not swallow the weed so that was 50 days ago and in two days i have a drug test will i past it of or fail it also i am weigh about 250 pounds and my metabolism rate is slow

hi i smoked weed about 50 days ago now this monday i will be getting a drug test i am 14 yrs old i am about 250 pounds and my metabolism rate is slow will i past the test or fail and also a the later i made some tea i putted about 50 cents of weed i was experimenting will i fail the test i was the fist and only timed i smoked and drank the tea

Mmkay. i smoke everyday. i love it. but now i have to stop cuz my moms found out. Lettme kno wut i shud doo

I am 32 yrs old, a daily chronic user (1/4 to 1/2 a day user) I weigh 115 lbs...fast metabilism.... I can test clean in 2 weeks on the dip,strip test...if I just stop smoking for the two weeks.... If I dont quit for the two weeks..but just quit 2-3 days prior to my test.. and drink a bunch of water (5-6 20 oz)like 2 hrs prior to my test and take some flinstones (5-6 pills) for color I pass everytime. I take a weekly UA and have passed for the past 13 months... If they send it to the lab...I have past by stopping using 3 days prior to my test...buying the THE STUFF its a cleansing drink with 2000 mg of creatine....(buy the THE STUFF, I have tried other drinks and failed but THE STUFF Works) I have passed my Lab Test at the Parole Office....

A friend directed me to this site and after reading this short article I am still somewhat convinced I am an honest freak of nature. I am a thick female not fat but thick and I was a daily very heave smoker. I failed a drug test for marijuana at the end of May 2008. At the end of September I took another drug test and again failed for marijuana. I had not smoked anything since the end of May. It shocked me to find out that I was still testing positive for marijuana after 4 months. But I am writing to tell everyone that it is possible. Although my probation officers and rehab supervisors were convinced I was the biggest liar in the world, I later proved them wrong when 2 weeks after I took the last drug test in September, I passed in the beginning of October. So just for the record IT IS VERY POSSIBLE FOR MARIJUANA TO STAY IN YOUR SYSTEM FOR ALOT LONGER THAN 90 DAYS. Especially if you are a constant VERY heavy smoker.

I smoked 5 or more times a day for about 6 months. I quit on Aug.10th. I got a new job on Sept.3rd. I drank a bottle of stuff that was suppose to take away the toxins. I tested positive. lost the job. I am female and weigh 200 lbs. how long is it going to take to get this out of my system??? I need a job.

Ok i'm a seldom smoker i maybe take a hit or 2 tops once or twice a week. I have a proven way to pass drug tests, and so far it has not been detectable. Go to your local walmart go to the vitamin section and look for a vitamin called niasin, [[Not sure if spelled correctly]] it's also known as vitamin B2. Take you about six caplets before you go to bed and drink 2-3 big glasses of water. You may not sleep the best because you'll be up all night pissing like a race horse. Take about 3-4 more the next morning a few hours before you have to go take the test and again drink 1-2big glasses of water. MAKE SURE YOU DRINK WATER other wise you will wake up red and itchy!! Niasin is basically a system flush my mother in law is given niasin from her doctor when trying new prescriptions because it cleans her system so that she can start new medications. Anyways i have seen this method work over 3 times now. This is based on an avg person around 150lbs or so more or less may be needed for higher or lower body weight etc.

I am NOT a pot smoker...never have been. I am 42 years old and trtied it a few times in college several years ago, but didn't care for it very much. I was with some friends three days ago and an one of them offered me a hit. For some reason I took a some hits....(approx. 5). I just accepted a new job and I have to take a urine drug test, at least i beleive it's a urine one....soon. I haven't schduled it yet. My job starts Aug. 11th....but I have to schedule the drug test soon. I am a nervous wreck because I am not a pot smoker and here I decide to try it again after all these years...It's still not for me...I am worried about the drug test results.Will the pot show in my system....when is a safe time frame to schedule the test...I have to call to schedule it soon. I deeply regret my decision to explore pot smoking at this time.....Thanks

dude i smoke every damn day and i passed the test while i was smokin a blunt...how? u ask...i drink cranberry juice and lots of it...see water will get detected cuz its so clear...but cranberry juice wont..i drank 3 gallons in a week before..worked for me

I have a question. I have not smoked in over a year but this weekend, i hit a joint. How long do you think it will be in my system?

Okay for all you kids looking for info. on urine tests. I am an avid user of marijuana and have been for about two years now(I am not necessarily proud of this however I could care less what people think). So here's the skinny on some of the tests that I have taken and passed and some that I did not pass. Lets start with not passing, its not the end of the world and the employer will only notify you if your test was positive, or a DR. will call from the lab. Basically, THC stays in your system for about 30 days depending on how much you smoke. If you smoked once and you haven't before, you should be fine. THC builds up in your system the more you abuse or use it, if you take a hit or smoke a bowl or two and you have not done weed before, the THC should be out of your system in a couple of days. If you use weed 2-3 times a week, expect 30 days or more for you urine to be clean. If you are a user like me, every day you should expect 90 days at least, remember THC stays in your lipids and major organs, these need time to clean out. If you are a larger person add a few days to a week on the estimates above and you will know whats up. Now to some results. I stopped smoking for three weeks after heavy, everyday use to take a urine test. It obviously was positive for THC, I received a call from the DR. three business days later who then informed my employer, unfortunatley I lost my job. A week later I went to take another test for a new job. After failing the first test I went to a more extreme aproach to passing this test, I simply a a friend(whom I knew was clean) urinate into a small travel size plastic bottle. To make sure it stayed warm(extremely important) I cupped it under my armpit(not recommended, I reccommend under the genitals for males) and easily passed the test. Other tests I have passed using the diluting method, drinking lots of water or coffee. However, this approach is recognizable by testers and is not recommended. To make a long story short, don't pee yourself if you are worried. Take a strong and confident approach to this and have a clean friend pee for you this is really the only 100% way to have clean results if you are a recent user. I hope that this explantion helps you guys.

I was clean of thc. Then I took one hit off a joint..I found out I have a urine test a week from the time a took the hit... will I be clean... I have a fast metabilism and It took me 2 weeks and a few days to get clean after smoking everyday for 2 years.. I weigh 110 lbs...

I smoked pot once, i took at least 10 hits(over the day) I have a Urine test coming up within the next week, i smoked December 26th, please tell me if im ok (I'm fat and lazy)

also, im a very small girl. and ive never smoked weed b4...what do u think ? help! i really need this job and if my parents find out ill be dead...

So i smoked a small bowl with 2 of my friends one week ago today. I have a urine test in 2 days. Will i be ok ??

I have a hair follicle test on Monday, I will be three weeks clean by then. I have passed many urine test in less time clean than I have been recently. I smoked about two hits of crondo, 4-5 times a week. I also purchased ultra clean hair shampoo, Do you think I will pass??? I am really nervous and I REALLY need this job, some advice please:)

I took one anapex on saturday, i am not a everday user that is the first one in 6 months, how long would it take that one to get out of my system

Nix dude, your good, it shouldn't be detectable at all. If it is a urine test you are taking if you are really worried, drink alot of water to try and dilute your urine to the point where the drug won't be detectable, but you shouldn't have any trouble.

What if ive puffed a weed only once?Will it still be seen?I didnt get high or anything...Just scared cuz im opt for a Drug test 5 days from now...Help me please...Really worried...

I smoked weed for a long time. It's been two months since I smoked. I took a drug test wednesday and it still came up postive for weed. Why?

Hello all. For the time, I was smoking off and on nearly every day, but not heavily. I stopped smoking 14 days prior to my urine analysis. I am an acttive 20 year old male with a crazy fast metabolism. I also work out hard every day. A sweat is broken atleast one time a day. I used to product certo on my u/a. Does anyone think I should have any problems? Thanks all.

in response to manda above: doctors do not routinely check urine for cannabis. They just do basic stuff like CBC (complete blood count) Urine is checked usually for blood sugar or signs of infection.

if i go to the doctor to do just a regular check up and they take my urine or blood will they find out i smoked?

Brittany.. Good luck.. I smoked last on july 18 and took my drug test on 8/15 I hope I pass..

yea the last time i smoked weed was on june 28th its how aug 13... i take a drug test today ( urine) am i good? but see im a larger person..

Please help.. Is there any other supplements that contain THC... Do you still get the same results up to 45 days if it's second hand smoking..